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:: Sunday, May 21, 2006 ::
I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.
Talking to God, part i
Well, the top of the box said "You are now chatting with God" ...
Me: Really?
God: For real.
Me: Wow. Awesome.
God: I'm glad your impressed, . I'm glad you liked it .
Me: Liked what?
God: .
Me: I mean really, what?
God: For real. Are you surprised?
Me: I'm confused.
God: What is it that confuses you?
Me: You
God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me: Yes
God: Aw.
Me: What is your plan for me?
God: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.
Me: Um, okay. I'll work on it.
God: Aha. OK with me too. I am very happy for you.
Me: But are you happy with me
God: I am as happy as ever.
Me: How about me, specifically?
God: How specific do you want? How about it.
Me: Are you happy with me?
God: I am as happy as ever.
Me: I am beginning to doubt your veracity.
God: No really, it's true.
Me: Oh?
God: I see.
Me: What do you see?
God: I mean, I understand it.
Me: Understand what???
God: Understand I mean, I understand it..
Me: ??!?
God: Understand I mean, I understand it..
Me: No offence, but you're weird
God: Are you serious? Are all offence but me weird?
Me: You're no god!
God: Thanks for your criticism.
Me: You're welcome!
God: Don't mention it.
Me: If you don't mind, I'm going to stop talking to you.
God: I will let you know if I do not.
Me: Sure. Peace out.
God: OK let's do it. Alright then. I like the way you talk.Labels: Humour, Hype, Web Tests
:: And that's all she wrote 10:13 PM [+] ::
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