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:: Saturday, August 05, 2006 ::

Fun things to do on Reality Shows

1) Win a million dollars! (of course)

Let's face it. This is the real reason you came on the show, isn't it? The chance to win some moolah. Even if you didn't, I don't know how winning money isn't fun.

2) Fall in love.

Nothing gets more attention than two reality show contestants hitting it off and then getting it on (the 2nd part more so than the first). Everyone loves a good romance.

3) Make enemies.

When it looks like you might lose that money, go out with a splash. Make an ass of yourself - be the contestant that everyone loves to hate. Why? Everyone will remember you.

4) Flash your (man) boobies.

Whichever you've got. Same with romance, everyones loves naked flesh. Make sure there's something for everybody. And as with the previous point, everyone will remember you.

5) Moon.

See above.

6) Sun.

Hey, since you're on vacation from reality (ironic, isn't it?) might as well take the time to get a nice tan.

7) Be hated by everyone.

This is the same as point 2. But to a greater degree. Making enemies doesn't mean everyone will hate you. This is difficult. There'll always be someone out there who loves a snake.

8) Pretend someone you loved just died and it's too hard to go on.

This is requires careful work to pull off effectively. Too over-wrought, and you may be offered an opportunity to leave the show. Under-wrought, and people may think you're using the opportunity to win sympathy votes. (which you are, of course, but don't be too obvious!) You have to be sad enough so that people treat you nicely. With kid-gloves.

9) Make political/racial/social/sexist slurs
10) Eat some disgusting food.
11) Refuse to shower.
12) Sleep with EVERYBODY.

You'll be remembered. "Hey, isn't that the contestant who...." Being remembered=endorsement deals! Or maybe you're histronic, and you think this will be fun.

13) Get married.

Do I need to explain this? Refer to point 2. This is very important. NO ONE will ever forget you, and you may get some nice deals out of it - like Trish and Ryan from Bachelorette.

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