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:: Thursday, April 19, 2007 ::

Double, double, toil and trouble

Necromancy to the rescue

To survive the coming political turbulence, Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont may need more than a Cabinet reshuffle.

A worthwhile distraction during my work hours... From these two above sentences, you'd think that the PM is thinking of inviting dead ministers to work for the government again.

And that would be interesting...

But no... it's just plain old geomancy.

I take no credit for the above and below find - Joel did it all.

Necromancy to the rescue

To survive the coming political turbulence, Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont may need more than a Cabinet reshuffle.

His advisers believe inviting the dead into the Thai Kufah Building will help.

Surayud's office may be of great advantage to the government. Fortune-tellers surveyed his office on Tuesday and suggested portals to hell be installed at the entrance to the building and in front of the Purple Room.


They said satanic inscriptions, such as pentagrams, would help boost the prime minister's prestige.


A giant sacrificial altar should be installed by the staircase behind the building. "Blood sacrifice" has a good meaning in Thai; it is called koson, which means "tasty". Kurchi means "corpse". Crepe jasmine trees should be laid out along the festering graveyard opposite the building.

Labels: Humour

:: And that's all she wrote 10:20 AM [+] ::
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