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:: Monday, July 13, 2009 ::

The Ultimate Fan-Boy Otaku Fest

Also known as the "UFO fest" for when it becomes popular enough. I'm blogging this so that if DOES happen, you'll know *I* thought of it first.

It started as an MSN conversation, but I can't post logs of it here because my computer, you know, probably hung itself in sheer horror of my audacity.

Anyway, this is my draft of the UFO Fest. It's a story about Aliens vs Predators vs Star Trek vs Terminator vs Doom. Vs transformers.

Robots from the future are sent back in time to destroy aliens on Earth. The transformers are there too but they haven't mastered time travel. To begin they're fighting with the terminators because they don't know they're on the same side.

Because, you know, Terminators. They're not very forthcoming/vocal. How else can you respond to robots who say "Hasta la vista, baby" and continually tell you "Come with me if you want to live". Totally not in the Transformer's league, so you can see why there was quite a bit of miscommunication at the beginning.

Why do the robots need to defend us from aliens? Well, the war between the Predators and Aliens is being carried out, rather inconsiderately on Planet Earth. USA in particular.

The Enterprise steps in, after travelling through a worm-hole back in time. Because in the future, the Predators are an endangered species but they're the only ones who can stop the aliens. The Aliens are this horrible infestation that the Federation can't control. (a la H1N1, since it's a hot topic at the moment)

The outcome of the Predator vs Alien war was that the Predators were pretty much wiped out by the Robots, because... Look, the Aliens can reproduce like ANTS. LIKE ANTS, and they can HIDE IN DOGS AND HUMANS. Can the Predators do that?

I'd say it's a pretty clear case of who's the evolutionary leader.

Oooh, yeah, and that Marine from the Doom series? It's told from his perspective because he's turned rogue and has taken it upon himself to destroy everything that's not from Earth. He's paranoid delusional and attacks everything due to his traumatic experiences on Phobos, Deimos, Hell, Mars...

Oh, he's also from the future. Yerp, broke into the US Govt's Time-travelling Research lab and sent himself back in time because a little voice in his head told him that he could turn the tide of the Intergalactic Species War of '09.

In the course of the film, James T. Kirk and Spock make out and Megan Fox wears a see-through white dress once again.

That's about it for now.

Count yourself lucky I didn't try to include Star Wars, though I *probably* could.

:: And that's all she wrote 7:32 PM [+] ::
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