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:: Thursday, June 15, 2006 ::

Every super-villian needs a cat

(Of no relation but, tee hee)

Right right. Remember when I said every super hero needs a butler? (Well, they do.) Likewise, there are things you need to have to be a convincing super villian.

Like a white persian cat. You NEED a white cat to be a super-villian - it speaks of status and power. You couldn't be more sinister if you tried: imagine, sitting back, petting a white cat (white contrasts so much better - everyone expects black cats, black, evil cats, therefore, incongruous white cat makes your hero confused) your lazy evil smile as you watch the hero being dipped into a vat of sulphuric acid. Boiling sulphuric acid. With piranha. Genetically modified piranha. That are cyborgs. With lasers afixed to their heads!

Yes, where was I? Indeed, hark the proud tradition of cat carrying - there's Dr. Evil (Mr. Bigglesworth before cryogenic accident), Ernst Stavro Blofeld (of James Bond fame), Giovanni (Team Rocket Boss)... Look, in Cats and Dogs, the white cat was a villian!

I'm telling you. White cat. I may get one.

Labels: Conspiracy Theory, Pop Culture

:: And that's all she wrote 3:00 PM [+] ::
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