I hate ambiguous questions. I can't think of any more examples, but questions like that make my toes curl. I mean... what kind of question is "Where is he from?" It sounds as if you're asking me for his geographical origin, which I don't think it is.
And as for the second one? How have I been since when? How was I yesterday? How was I an hour before? I'm not in a constant state of generic emotion all the time, y'know. The best answer I can come up with for that question is "Fine" because quite honestly, I'm not one of those people who excitedly tells you about how I painted my toenails pink yesterday and did you know Danny called me last night to ask me out for a movie -seriously- isn't it exciting, I know, how do you know he's totally into me, hahaha, don't be silly, it's only a date, oh did you know Gretchen and Jerald broke up, they so did, yes, he was cheating on her...
And so on and so forth. Seriously people. Ask me specific questions. It'll make your life and mine much happier.
I don't do questions like "What did you do yesterday?", unless you're looking for answers like "I breathed a lot. Mostly. I had to."
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